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Agent Demotivational Poster

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TAGS: there is a fat nsa agent licking his lips at that pizza right now
Rating: 4.93/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 11, 2013, 2:24 am
Oh, good God man! Oh, my *gruph* I'm gonna be sick.


TAGS: orwellian times blow me you facist nsa agent reading this
Rating: 4.64/5

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Reality Lord - July 19, 2013, 2:52 pm

Young people speaking their minds Getting so much resistance from behind What a field-day for the heat
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 10:00 pm
A thousand people in the street It starts when you're always afraid.. Step outta line, the Man comes, and takes you away.
PapaFox - June 11, 2013, 5:33 am
Paranoia strikes deep... :-D
lgvernon - June 10, 2013, 10:59 pm

The poster is hehaHIlarious, but the tags are even funnier!
Cannabal - June 10, 2013, 9:00 pm
Dale Gribble for President!
MrStupidGir - June 10, 2013, 7:23 pm
hahahahaha, sorry dale

dear abe -

TAGS: dear nsa agent reading this if one man is bathing andanother is peeking in through a window who s the dirty one you sick perve
Rating: 4.05/5

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Reality Lord - June 11, 2013, 6:27 pm

hmmm...when you think about it...an elite feeding off of the life blood of the masses. yup ...you are correct.
Cannabal - June 11, 2013, 2:59 am
P.S. Our government is being run by vampires!

ZIVA DAVID - Only On TV A 'Cold-Blooded Killer' Can Be A Jazz Singer So Hot

TAGS: ncis tv show sexy girl agent cop back bottom
Rating: 2.67/5

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CodenameBFG - January 31, 2009, 7:10 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! AND LOOK DAMN SEXY DOING IT. end of line.
ProfessorDouche - October 19, 2008, 5:09 am
Only on TV can a Chilean model be passed off as a Jewish Assassin! FAIL!
Briton of Rose - October 6, 2008, 3:02 pm
For grammar's sake, this should read: "ZIVA DAVID - Only on television could a jazz singer this hot also be known as a "cold-blooded killer"."

AGENT HILL... - Did I ever tell you How I Met Your Motherf**king Avengers?


TAGS: agent orange vietnam
Rating: 4.82/5

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Iconoclast - September 1, 2010, 10:38 pm
And the impact continues 40 years later.
Reality Lord - September 1, 2010, 11:19 am

5flowers dude...nice


AGENT DON CHERRY - The ultimate chief agent in the Matrix.

HOOTERS SWIMSUIT PAGENT - delightfully tacky yet unrefined

ARMED AND DANGEROUS - Lazar locked sir...take out the Brunette...then the dogs...leave the Red head for interrogation...yes boss!

TAGS: cat agent cubby orders
Rating: 3.61/5

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spacedog - April 16, 2010, 10:35 pm
Check the tags. I think the cat is the operative.
motifake - April 16, 2010, 10:33 pm

You forgot the ninja cat, what about the ninja cat?!!??!


TAGS: a man walks into a talent agents office
Rating: 3.21/5

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CaptainBaked - January 24, 2011, 8:33 am
Cartman also told this joke in a South Park episode... so classic!
agdaniele - November 27, 2009, 12:08 am
No.... on the movie.... I can't remember his name.... the comedian was telling the joke to his infant son.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:59 pm
Is that the Godfried version?
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
looked like a dock worker's heel -- great line.
MrRandom - November 26, 2009, 11:57 pm
Always a fun joke to tell drunkenly at parties and watch the reactions.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 11:57 pm
I love it!
Sean - November 26, 2009, 11:56 pm
It's like three of them are giving birth to themselves.


TAGS: girls stupid pagents
Rating: 2.5/5

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WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:37 am
The dixie chicks had the right to say their statement and their fans (mostly Southern and patriotic) had the right to stop buying their CDs and damage their careers. My point is Obama wasn't railroaded because he is a liberal. True hypocrosy from the left
CANADA - November 21, 2009, 12:21 am
any time someone says something controversial they seem to get railroaded, remember the dixie chicks and george bush?
WTFO - November 21, 2009, 12:15 am
Let's see...she's attacked and considered a homophobic idiot because she believes that marriage is between 1 man and 1 woman. Hmmm, Obama said the same statement in Aug 2008. By the liberal position on her, wouldn't that make Obama a homophobic idiot?
Ed-Hyde - November 20, 2009, 1:57 pm
"How come all the civil rights orgs didn't step up to back her 1st Amendment rights?" Easy, she wasn't supposed to say anything but, "I'll be right back with that sammich."
me4891 - November 20, 2009, 1:43 pm
She isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer but she was asked her opinion and got her ass kicked for it. How come all the civil rights orgs didn't step up to back her 1st Amendment right

So nobody will miss you if you die? -

TAGS: insurance agents
Rating: 5/5

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MrStupidGir - March 11, 2014, 5:41 pm
I surely wont miss that annoying aggressive ad campaign if that company died


TAGS: typesetting white magenta cyan
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 27, 2012, 2:19 pm
I can't find any mention of Ottmar Mergenthaler having mental troubles. He died of tuberculosis in 1899.
Greeny - December 26, 2012, 7:16 pm
Didn't the inventor go crazy? Some of the guys I knew who worked on them did...
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 12:22 pm
Yes! An amazing machine! All the mechanical clunkiness of a LARGE typewritter, an extra complex, industrial sewing machine and a lead foundry rolled into one clanking machine! Imagine designing it!
Greeny - December 26, 2012, 6:20 am
Linotypes were cool to watch

THE A TEAM - Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 came first. Sorry Forseti, I win.


Camouflage -